Starter Bass Guitar Package
Great Starter Electric Bass Package – $75
You can finally get started on living your dream of being a rockstar! Hang up your old air guitar and buy this 100% visible bass guitar. This thing is a real Gremlin, in fact it says it on the thing!
– It will help you grow those beautiful muton chops you have always wanted
– Ladies will find you more attractive, but not as attractive as anyone else in the band
– You can melt people’s faces off with your thundering riffs
– You can’t feed it after midnight, or it will turn into the equivalent of satans spawn (a pro if you are in a death metal band)
– Don’t get it wet or it will multiply
– Nobody will ever know the tunes you are playing when you play it alone
Can you feel the raw power of this thing pulsing through your computer screen, begging you demolish the eardrums of everyone within a 2 mile radius?
The Stone amp, cables and soft case are all included. This is the perfect holiday package for your husband, boyfriend or son. Chicks will dig it too, people love chick bands. Just remember to say your prayers at night: